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Since I am too bored to write nowadays , I have taken to posting my pics .... here are some more of em ..

Calci....

10 rupayya ......

Twist........

MY ART

uchiha sasuke....
the panda........
uchiha itachi.......

The chronicles of shanta bai ........

Dharavi. West entrance. Third house from the left. She had run away from her home when she was just 16. She was in search of fame in the beautiful city of Mumbai. Lady luck wasn’t in a giving mood I guess. She ended up being a bar dancer in “The Darling Bar “downtown. But even since the ban on dance bars she had no means of livelihood. This nihilistic world had taken away everything from her. Call it gods clemency she then got a job as a maid. Working for 10 hrs a day, moving from house to house, she still holds on to her credence and hopes that she might some day land the part of shakuntala in the favourite play of hers.

July, Friday the 13^th. It was raining more heavily than usual. May be god was trying hard to wash away Mumbai’s sins. Her latest job was at the BARC. BARC’s latest experiment had been all over the news. They were trying to join merge the properties of various inanimate objects using the results obtained from CERN’s successful experiment. Who knew dark matter was nothing but the psychic energy that some people were able to detect. The psychic phenomenon where they were able to hear voices from the grave was actually sound being transferred through time through dark matter. Using this dark matter the scientists were actually capable of creating a small gold ring which could literally absorb all light around it creating what they termed as the A - HOLE (Anionic hole of light emission)

First floor over. She was sweeping non stop for 2 hours. She now had just one more floor to go. But that night someone had other plans with the ring. Dr. Babumushai knew he could do much more with the technology. But the government was restricting him. They had putmanyrestrictions on his work. He believed that he could conquer time itself..... if given the freedom to conduct his experiments unperturbed. But even he underestimated the security at the facility. The alarms began to sing his doom as soon as he lifted the ring.

“ Trrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg........”, they went on and on. He panicked. He ran. Without knowing where he was heading. May be he saw his doom following him. So he threw the ring down the staircase. And as fate would have it, it fell right in her bucket. Shedid not notice the plop. She just went on with her work when she became aware of the alarm ringing upstairs. She did not want any more trouble in her life. She ran alongwith her bucket. Little did she know that her destiny was being changed with every step she was taking out of the facility. The doctor searched frantically to find the ring. But all in vain.

May be it was destiny. She then found the ring when she was just about to throw away the water. She thought of the one Shakuntala wears in the play. It made her smile. She held it in between her two fingers. And slided it down her finger. Uncanny silence enclosed her. Then came the darkness. All around her. She could not fathom the seriousness of her last action. She was happy though. She thought that it would all end. And that too without pain. What more could she ask for she thought. When she came back to her senses she was lying on the ground with the damn ring stuck to her finger. She could not take it off. Was it a curse ? or was it a blessing ? she could not decide. All she knew was that her life was about to change.

(the adventure continues.....)

Cough cough ....

Watching the birds from the balcony. The sun is just about to set. You have the perfect colour in the sky. “Aah!!! Now that’s life.”, they say. Then they take another puff and blow the smoke all into the fresh air. Their eyes have turn red. Their lips black. Their jersey reeks of nicotine. And then they have the audacity to add that they wish it could stay like this forever.

Some say that it is their right, their personal choice to do whatever they want. They even add that it isn’t banned in our country. If the government doesn’t want to ban them then who am I to say anything.

It’s a well proven fact that more than two thirds of the smokers die because of smoking related illnesses. But then they say that they want to live life as it were their last day. To have no worries. To be free from any shackles that bound them to reality. To live the high life. If only I could show them how their life truncates with every puff. The last day that they are so gloriously talking about wont be that glamorous.

The cigarette companies say that they do their part. They warn the buyers of the impending doom. But can you really trust them ? Studies have shown that the anti smoking ads which are promoted by these companies use reverse psychology which in effect attracts even more users. Well lets not blame them shall we. After all their product reduces the life span of their customers. And you gotto do what you gotto do to attract more.

Who is to blame here really? The government, the companies, or the individual? Cant really answer that. After all we are the most superior beings. We know whats right for us.

Rajinikant !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some awesome one liners bout our fav superstar ( btw his real name is Shiwajirao Gaikwad .... :P ... I wonder where he gets his awesomeness from ... :D)

 

Rajnikant is surrounded by a vacuum. The air is too scared to get near him.

 

Bullets dodge Rajnikant

 

There is no such thing as shooting stars, only people who have been tackled by Rajnikant

 

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

Rajnikant was banned from cricket because he ends up eating the cricket ball thinking its an apple.

 

Rajnikant has got ponytails in his armpits.

 

The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Rajnikant.

 

Rajnikant was being lined up for Die Hard 4, but he stopped the terrorists in two seconds.

 

Rajnikant sells his urine canned. It is marketed under the name 'Red Bull.'

 

If Rajnikant is late, time slows down

 

The second hardest material in the universe is Diamond. The hardest is Rajnikant.

 

If you Google search 'Someone getting past Rajnikant' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter jet by pointing his finger and yelling 'bang'

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Rajnikant in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it

 

Gravity pulls people towards the Earth. The Earth is pulled towards Rajnikant.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rajnikant!

 

The chief export of Rajnikant is Pain.

 

Rajnikant has counted to infinity… twice. I lose concentration at 69 :(

 

Rajnikant cut down on his tips last year. The cause of recession is unknown.

 

Rajni said enough… United started losing.

 

Rajnikant plays CS with touchpad

 

Rajnikant can give headshots with a knife

 

Rajnikant gets a 230 Volt o/p from IC741

 

Rajnikant’s Windows has never crashed

 

Rajnikant wrote his autobiography. IEEE published it

 

Rajnikant once installed Vista on 8051.

 

Rajnikant can extract electricity from ground

 

Rajni is free of Harmonic content

 

Rajnikant can speak braille.

 

Rajnikant shares his Birthday with No-one.

 

Rajnikant sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct him and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

 

 

kamehameha !!!

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