Rajinikant !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some awesome one liners bout our fav superstar ( btw his real name is Shiwajirao Gaikwad .... :P ... I wonder where he gets his awesomeness from ... :D)

 

Rajnikant is surrounded by a vacuum. The air is too scared to get near him.

 

Bullets dodge Rajnikant

 

There is no such thing as shooting stars, only people who have been tackled by Rajnikant

 

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

Rajnikant was banned from cricket because he ends up eating the cricket ball thinking its an apple.

 

Rajnikant has got ponytails in his armpits.

 

The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Rajnikant.

 

Rajnikant was being lined up for Die Hard 4, but he stopped the terrorists in two seconds.

 

Rajnikant sells his urine canned. It is marketed under the name 'Red Bull.'

 

If Rajnikant is late, time slows down

 

The second hardest material in the universe is Diamond. The hardest is Rajnikant.

 

If you Google search 'Someone getting past Rajnikant' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter jet by pointing his finger and yelling 'bang'

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Rajnikant in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it

 

Gravity pulls people towards the Earth. The Earth is pulled towards Rajnikant.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rajnikant!

 

The chief export of Rajnikant is Pain.

 

Rajnikant has counted to infinity… twice. I lose concentration at 69 :(

 

Rajnikant cut down on his tips last year. The cause of recession is unknown.

 

Rajni said enough… United started losing.

 

Rajnikant plays CS with touchpad

 

Rajnikant can give headshots with a knife

 

Rajnikant gets a 230 Volt o/p from IC741

 

Rajnikant’s Windows has never crashed

 

Rajnikant wrote his autobiography. IEEE published it

 

Rajnikant once installed Vista on 8051.

 

Rajnikant can extract electricity from ground

 

Rajni is free of Harmonic content

 

Rajnikant can speak braille.

 

Rajnikant shares his Birthday with No-one.

 

Rajnikant sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct him and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

 

 

kamehameha !!!

red shadow

crazy eye

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my sharingan

digital photography

Hey guys ... here are some pics i tried modifying using photoshop ....

My way of the ninja ........

You probably must be thinking what crazy shit I am up to now. Well after almost hitting with hammers and stealing purses (read ALMOST) I have totally become a fan of animation. Not that I was not one before. Somehow I feel that I can connect with it. Once again I am not in an inebriated state while writing this.

It all started when I was watching bleach (another famous anime ). All my friends were like, stop being ostentatious by watching, if you want the real deal watch Naruto. Being the hard guy that I am to convince, I refused to watch it for quite some time. I thought that it would be some pithy attempt at an animation series filled with ninja crap. But thankfully one day I got bored enough and decided to give it a try.

Naruto is the story of an orphan names Naruto ( obviously ) living in the hidden leaf village of Konoha. When he was young a mystical beast called the Kyubi or the Nine tails fox was trapped inside of him. But because of that the villagers hated him and stayed the hell away from him. They used to eschew him. But  despite this attitude of theirs, this ebullient shinobi wanted to prove his worth. It was no doubt a hard road. Iruka sensei was the first one to acknowledge his existence. Soon he found new friends in Sakura and Sasuke. The srory then goes on ......with many unpredictable twists and turns and a panegyric background score. Naruto is the story of an ebullient Ninja ( some of whose jutsus may be a little gregarious ) who dreams of becoming a hokage.

After listening to that jargon you must be convinced that I am some kind of anime freak. But I do have a reason to watch it. Even I consider watching it a peccadillo cause it takes so much time. But then it gives back a lot to me. In today’s world it is quite difficult for me to idealise someone. So I guess I needed a fictional character to do it. You can actually learn a lot from the will of fire Naruto has inherited. Thats all that I have to say about him. You should watch it to believe me.