Rajinikant !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some awesome one liners bout our fav superstar ( btw his real name is Shiwajirao Gaikwad .... :P ... I wonder where he gets his awesomeness from ... :D)

 

Rajnikant is surrounded by a vacuum. The air is too scared to get near him.

 

Bullets dodge Rajnikant

 

There is no such thing as shooting stars, only people who have been tackled by Rajnikant

 

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

Rajnikant was banned from cricket because he ends up eating the cricket ball thinking its an apple.

 

Rajnikant has got ponytails in his armpits.

 

The Incredible Hulk once got so angry it turned into Rajnikant.

 

Rajnikant was being lined up for Die Hard 4, but he stopped the terrorists in two seconds.

 

Rajnikant sells his urine canned. It is marketed under the name 'Red Bull.'

 

If Rajnikant is late, time slows down

 

The second hardest material in the universe is Diamond. The hardest is Rajnikant.

 

If you Google search 'Someone getting past Rajnikant' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter jet by pointing his finger and yelling 'bang'

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Rajnikant in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it

 

Gravity pulls people towards the Earth. The Earth is pulled towards Rajnikant.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rajnikant!

 

The chief export of Rajnikant is Pain.

 

Rajnikant has counted to infinity… twice. I lose concentration at 69 :(

 

Rajnikant cut down on his tips last year. The cause of recession is unknown.

 

Rajni said enough… United started losing.

 

Rajnikant plays CS with touchpad

 

Rajnikant can give headshots with a knife

 

Rajnikant gets a 230 Volt o/p from IC741

 

Rajnikant’s Windows has never crashed

 

Rajnikant wrote his autobiography. IEEE published it

 

Rajnikant once installed Vista on 8051.

 

Rajnikant can extract electricity from ground

 

Rajni is free of Harmonic content

 

Rajnikant can speak braille.

 

Rajnikant shares his Birthday with No-one.

 

Rajnikant sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct him and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.